面試人員給一位前來應徵的男士一張履歷表,於是就填了這樣的資料.... 主 # g* G0 x7 r, @& ]; J3 ` , { r) N: O1 h- ]# U1 `$ g管看到後,卻當場淚流滿面。 7 [* Y; F* I. i& l, |; }# ] 4 K( p. B( Y, m1 b2 K# b: n+ \/ f3 Q' {# z* n F& ]$ _
姓名:English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!), E& v" a! s. |& J: t n
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年齡:Confidential (機密) , o( h3 ? z D' x( a5 u- [; Y, ?0 N/ R1 O" P" A+ A
身高:Not related to the job (跟工作無關) " G& E8 a Q5 U' R3 u/ O& ~# r( `; C/ ?; p0 ~% }' B
體重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after ) ], a5 q2 Z% Y$ x! x6 @7 m& {; U% L5 F5 c2 `6 j$ u. a
(一直有在變化,用餐前後都不相同) ) z3 ~; d# C& Y6 p 7 b" R* O1 N/ z$ l e居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific# I9 f( K; M" P" l/ G
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(我的每個階段居住的地方都不同,請指出特定的時期)' E: H3 p; G: P2 y- {
1 h0 \9 y4 a( P: L電話:Ericsson (行動電話的廠牌名-__-"..) ' e5 [. b2 U# l1 x 0 ^& t, @, V% _! m電子郵件:Only give to pretty and rich girls% g7 ^3 \2 `, @
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上班時間:the shorter the better (時間越短越好) / r9 [0 V, D, }) Y# B* b: P & }, z8 G- A# X* b" I q% \應徵職位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young 5 e' j1 l/ ~: A& }7 L1 f / K$ j0 g3 w6 U0 a2 `6 Ngirls (希望不用太忙於公事,但必須有許多漂亮妹妹和年輕妹妹圍繞在旁邊). ~. t9 {% Y6 Z. d- R& a+ l: o
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學歷:Graduated at the wild chicken university (畢業於野雞大學) ; Q8 P" w' {2 W. u) }/ b9 k 0 M ^# _' k, V& A2 L) Q) r% B. Q語言能力:fluent in bullshits (瞎掰非常流利)8 f* H$ D2 {) _3 {5 M. t
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經歷:Fooling around all the time (一直都是遊手好閒)1 e2 k# y* n) h+ m1 N' Q5 a
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曾任職位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific . L% S5 I" z2 ]; Y : u6 w* V7 F% u0 x6 R8 \3 p- X(請註明是要詢問哪一種...正派的or不正派的) ' r% Z; c6 Y% D. q + Q. \; ~: }0 U9 x& a4 v8 |已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in3 e. {* M2 ~7 s6 @3 B2 J' i
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your company (仍然正在找尋有錢的漂亮妹妹,並且希望能在你們公司找 ( z! P+ }% _/ E' V' b 3 u+ Y# j: c1 ^- Z到...)! X4 ]' g2 k- K2 z+ _. o
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未來期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible! e v7 f( N% N L, J$ f$ h
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